ideal Peter Parker: late 20s, high school science teacher, deeply in love with his beautiful celebrity spouse who earns at least ten times his salary, basically no knowledge of the last decade of pop culture, a talent for acts of extreme violence, obnoxiously hot
I love that Spidey just calls all his villains by their real names… Imagine you’re getting robbed and then Spider-Man shows up and starts his usual witty banner and that’s how you find out that you’re being robbed by someone named Herman. I think I’d go insane
the kingpin loses all intimidation advantage when spider-man calls him ‘willy’ in front of all of his employees
another thing peter does is add ‘y’ to the end of people’s names like ‘shocky’ ‘torchy’ ‘gobby’ like is it more humiliating to get called Max in the middle of a showdown or some terrible amalgamation of the cool name you spent weeks picking
Since we will probably never see another season of Spectacular Spider-Man, here’s my guess at what Harry and Peter may have looked like further down the line in the show when starting college
